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Arivaca, Arizona
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Currently I'm in hiding in Arizona along the Mexican border (where exiting the country is handy) from tax collectors, liquor control agents, debt collectors, child support collectors, ex-wives, an auto repossession agency, and various musicians with a vast array of false claims I assure you... For fun, and mischief opportunities, I lead a band of highly functional alcoholics and play at remote "cowboy bars" usually accessed by horseback (although horses have been banned inside some of the bars because of injuries and lawsuits)...Hell! One of the bars is even making me and my band check our guns with the bartender (after that unfortunate incident, even though the guy lived!) ... Anyways, for more information, I'm inviting you to visit my website at: www.chuckmaultsby.net (unless you are any of the afore mentioned persons)... And if anyone knows the whereabouts of "Limey Bob" Birch, do inform him that "Jefe Diego" Sanchez, of the Nogales Drug Cartel, has a bounty out on him for stiffing him on that "knighthood" scam... Which reminds me... Where is my damm "knighthood" ?!?!? Cheers! Post a CommentOops!The words you entered did not match the given text. Please try again. 2 Comments
So your still hiding out in "Lizzard Land" eh! Quite appropiate dont ya think!
Here tell the authorities are still looking for ya regarding an incident with you, Johnny and a chicken,,,,,,, oh,,,,and Gloria's looking for ya too! But me being the guy I am I kept my mouth shut,,,,for now,,,,i'm sure we can come to an agreement. And by the way, me and that Jefe Diego" Sanchez guy are best of pals since I passed him that package,,,,with a Royal seal of aproval ;-) |
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