Currently I'm in hiding in Arizona along the Mexican border (where exiting the country is handy) from tax collectors, liquor control agents, debt collectors, child support collectors, ex-wives, an auto repossession agency, and various musicians with a vast array of false claims I assure you...  For fun, and mischief opportunities, I lead a band of highly functional alcoholics and play at remote "cowboy bars" usually accessed by horseback (although horses have been banned inside some of the bars because of injuries and lawsuits)...Hell! One of the bars is even making me and my band check our guns with the bartender (after that unfortunate incident, even though the guy lived!) ... Anyways, for more information, I'm inviting you to visit my website at: www.chuckmaultsby.net (unless you are any of the afore mentioned persons)... And if anyone knows the whereabouts of "Limey Bob" Birch, do inform him that "Jefe Diego" Sanchez, of the Nogales  Drug Cartel, has a bounty out on him for stiffing him on that "knighthood" scam... Which reminds me... Where is my damm "knighthood" ?!?!?   Cheers!